Tue Nov 7 23:56:04 PST 2006

Cocaine and Heroin legalized in the USA! Are they kosher?

Did you know that heroin and cocaine are legal in North America? That is right. You can go down to your corner gas station and buy as much heroin and cocaine as you want. It is 100% legal. Joe the cashier won't even blink at you. Little Janey down the street won't think any less of you. They go by different names of course. Heroin is called "codein" and is found in aspirin tablets. Heroin and codein both come from the poppy plant, and have the same effect. Cocaine is called "guarana". You will find guarana in all the "energy" drinks that are sold in gas stations. guarana powder comes from the guarana plant, so it isn't technically cocaine, but it is chemically identical to cocaine. The guarana and cocaine plants are grown in the same terrain and climate. The difference is guarana powder comes from berries, while cocaine comes from leaves.

The only drug directly endorsed in the Bible is alcohol. However, God did give us every green herb of the field.

LSD and magic mushroom are forbidden. magic mushroom because it is a fungus. LSD, because it is derived from ergotoline, which in turn comes from ergot, a type of fungus. This also rules out penicillin as a medicine. The Bible refers to fungus as "leprosy", which if a house has it, it must be torn down and destroyed.

Hashish, cocaine, heroin, tobacco, and the amphetamine family of drugs all come from non-fungal plants, and are allowed. The Bible endorses alcohol, but not strong drinks like whiskey, so one should be cautious about the stronger drugs. If you want to do coke, then chew a coca leaf. If you want to smoke hash, eat a marijuana brownie. If you want heroin, drink some poppy tea instead. If you want crystal meth, take mescaline or peyote instead. The herbs were given to man as medication, not as a way of life.

The Nazi "lightning" warfare was driven by amphetamines in the beginning. Hitler's soldiers stayed awake and worked 24 hours a day for many days on end. This gave him an advantage in the beginning, but it burned out the soldiers. By the end of the war the first year veterans were tweaky wierdos who were weak and not much good for anything. Amphetamines may give you a boost but they also burn you out at an incredible rate.

Islamic soldiers take heroin so they can go into battle fearlessly and without pain. This just makes them stupid and careless; they die at a tremendous rate when faced with modern weapons.


Posted by Ted Walther | Permanent Link

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